El Camino
featuring Heather Henderson

I know this guy, he's all wrong for me
I wear shirts that are trippin on LSD
I must be high as a kite on diesel fumes
I got her sportin' bell bottoms and braids to school
I never thought he'd get this far
Certainly not in THAT kind of funky-ass car
I’ve been pickin her up everyday at the curb
In my nineteen seventy-two refurb . . .

EL CAMINO (Brown and Tangerine)
EL CAMINO (Drinkin gasoline)
CAMINO (Lean and obscene)
EL CAMINO

I told him your car is CREEPY man
in a gangsta kinda way?
No, in a PERV kinda way
You got a lot of nerve driving that kind of car
I’m taking you fishing out to the park
You're like some dude on blow in that movie Boogie Nights
And this Friday night you wanna go to the fights in my . . .

EL CAMINO (Brown and Tangerine)
EL CAMINO (Drinkin gasoline)
CAMINO (Lean and obscene)
EL CAMINO

After Saturday matinee roller derby
We went parking and she got blurry
I thought man I can't get much hotter
And then she caught a whiff of pina colada
And we were making love in the disco era
And I was Travolta and I was Farrah
She was like “man, what is happening here”
Dude must of put a qualude in my beer
If I wake up married, I'll have to annul it
Right now my hands are in his mullet

EL CAMINO (Brown and Tangerine)
EL CAMINO (Drinkin gasoline)
CAMINO (Lean and obscene)
EL CAMINO

EL CAMINO (Brown and Tangerine)
EL CAMINO (Drinkin gasoline)
CAMINO (Lean and obscene)
EL CAMINO

SET LIST (click song title for lyrics)

  1. You Shook Me all Night Long
  2. Fuck You
  3. Clothes of the Dead
  4. Viva Las Vegas
  5. Radio's Broke
  6. El Camino
  7. Gimme 3 Steps
  8. I was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar
  9. YMCA
10. This Guy's in Love with you
11. Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
12. La La Song
13. Imagine
14. Gas Station Men's Room
15. My Boyfriend's back
16. Do You Want To (Fuck Me Like An Animal)
17. God

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