My Radio's Broke

They got a big pyramid with a light coming out of the top
All night buffets where the shrimp just will not stop
It's a family vacation place
but, every billboard has your face
and the Muzak in the lobby is all about losing you

Wayne Newton at the Sands, there's a show I had to see
He's "Mr. Las Vegas" and besides, I got in free
But every song was just the same
From "My Way" to "Dank Chin"
He was using different names but he was singing 'bout losing you

Radio's broke, plays nothing but love songs
Every hillbilly with a microphone knows that I was wrong
And I don't know how they knew
What I was planning to do
But, every song they wrote, they wrote about losin' you

Took a cab to McCarren, caught the first plane out of town
I got buckled in my seat, but before we left the ground
The attendant with the wings on her coat
told us how to how to make our seat cushions float
She was pointing out exits, but talking 'bout losing you

I landed in Frisco, my beautiful city by the Bay
I found a club on Castro where everyone was gay
I didn't have any success,
I'm no one's type, I guess
They were sleeping with each other and talking 'bout losing you

Radio's broke, plays nothing but love songs
Every hillbilly with a microphone knows that I was wrong
And I don't know how they knew
what I was fixin' to do
But, every song they wrote, they wrote losin' you

Maybe New York City is just a state of mind
But, I walked the mean streets just to try to pass some time
The only people who'd talk to me
Were in the Korean Grocery
I didn't understand a word, but they were talking 'bout losin' you

I learned to play 3 chords on this guitar
I'm just playing for myself, ain't going to be no star
But I don't have words to sing
I don't know about anything
And I sure ain't gonna write a song about losing you

Radio's broke, plays nothing but love songs
Every hillbilly with a microphone knows that I was wrong
And I don't know how they knew
That you and I were through
But, every song they wrote, they wrote about me and you

SET LIST (click song title for lyrics)

  1. You Shook Me all Night Long
  2. Fuck You
  3. Clothes of the Dead
  4. Viva Las Vegas
  5. Radio's Broke
  6. El Camino
  7. Gimme 3 Steps
  8. I was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar
  9. YMCA
10. This Guy's in Love with you
11. Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
12. La La Song
13. Imagine
14. Gas Station Men's Room
15. My Boyfriend's back
16. Do You Want To (Fuck Me Like An Animal)
17. God

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