My Boyfriend’s Back
featuring Sarah Lowe

He went away and you hung around
And bothered me, every night
And when I wouldn't go out with you
You said things that weren't very nice

My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)

(Hey he knows I wasn't cheatin'!)
(Now you're gonna get a beatin'!)

(What made you think he'd believe all your lies?)
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
(You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
(Wah-ooo, wait and see)

I’m not her boyfriend and she shouldn’t be inflammatory
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
I’m not her boyfriend and I’m cool with polyamory
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)

My boyfriend's back he says all bikers are faggots.
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
My boyfriend’s back he says he assfucked all your mothers
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
My boyfriend’s back he draws pictures of Mohammad.  

I’m not her boyfriend and I mind my own business
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
I’m not her boyfriend and I keep my fucking mouth shut
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

Yeah, my boyfriend's back
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's 
back)
Look out now, yeah, my boyfriend's back
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Let’s all slip her a roofie
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
And take turns fucking her
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Stick your cock in her mouth now.
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Just to shut her the fuck up, now
(La-day-la, my boyfriends's back)
My boyfriend's back now
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)

SET LIST (click song title for lyrics)

  1. You Shook Me all Night Long
  2. Fuck You
  3. Clothes of the Dead
  4. Viva Las Vegas
  5. Radio's Broke
  6. El Camino
  7. Gimme 3 Steps
  8. I was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar
  9. YMCA
10. This Guy's in Love with you
11. Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
12. La La Song
13. Imagine
14. Gas Station Men's Room
15. My Boyfriend's back
16. Do You Want To (Fuck Me Like An Animal)
17. God

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