Gas Station Men’s Room

She was dying her hair in the gas station men’s room
I guess I shoulda took that as a bad sign
She had the car that she stole from the bridegroom
There was no way of me knowing at the time

She was ditching her car at the gas station pump lane
She asked me for a ride to the state line
She was gonna get me busted, break, my heart, and cause me pain
But I was driving fast and she was looking fine

She explained it in the front seat of my old car
How she was tricked into a marriage that was lame
She told me mexico was nice and wasn’t too far
When it was over I had never known her name

I like tacos and beans, but I can get those in Texas,
And from Texas I can get me back home
No more sleepy señoritas and Dos Equis
Get me to Texas and I’ll get my ass home

She was buying sleeping pills at a Las Vegas Strip Mall
I guess I shoulda took that as a bad sign
The only English she spoke was “Elvis didn’t like baseball”
And to ask somebody if he had the time

I got her into my car and pulled right into the passing lane
I thought I’d save her life and she’d be mine
She was gonna get me busted, break my heart, and cause me pain
But she needed help and she was lookin fine

In broken Spanish in the front seat of my old car
I understood her life had gotten pretty lame
I figured Mexico was nice and wasn’t too far
When it was over I had never known her name

I like tacos and beans, but I can get those in Texas,
And from Texas I can get me back home
No more sleepy señoritas and Dos Equis
Get me to Texas and I’ll get my ass home

She was trading punches with a bouncer at the strip club
I guess I shoulda took that as a bad sign
He had given the IRS her tip and her pay stubs
There was no way of me knowing at the time

I was leaving the club as she was screaming he was insane
As she hung on to the crippled parking sign
She was gonna get me busted, break my heart, and cause me pain
But she was half undressed and she was looking fine

She kept screaming in the front seat of my new car
That internal revenue was really lame
We all know Mexico is nice and isn’t too far
And the IRS would never find her name.

I like tacos and beans, but I can get those in Texas,
And from Texas I can get me back home
No more sleepy señoritas and Dos Equis
Get me to Texas and I’ll get my ass home

I like tacos and beans, but I can get those in Texas,
And from Texas I can get me back home
No more sleepy señoritas and Dos Equis
Get me to Texas and I’ll get my ass home

She was dying her hair in the gas station men’s room

SET LIST (click song title for lyrics)

  1. You Shook Me all Night Long
  2. Fuck You
  3. Clothes of the Dead
  4. Viva Las Vegas
  5. Radio's Broke
  6. El Camino
  7. Gimme 3 Steps
  8. I was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar
  9. YMCA
10. This Guy's in Love with you
11. Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
12. La La Song
13. Imagine
14. Gas Station Men's Room
15. My Boyfriend's back
16. Do You Want To (Fuck Me Like An Animal)
17. God

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