La La Song

My daddy always said don’t speak with hate
And I listened to his advice
He said, there’s always time 
To make reason and rhyme
And to say something nice

Well, then I met you woman
And you trampled all over my heart
You made me sad
And I got mad
And I guess I fell apart

I wrote this song about you
In a fit of bile and rage
And the words, you see
Were too filthy
To ever sing on stage

So, I’ll sing “La la” in some parts
Instead of blasphemy
And “la la la”
And “la la la”
Instead of obscenity

I like the tune and I like to sing
And every word comes from my heart
So, I’m going to sing the chorus now
With just the clean parts

La la la la lala
La la la lala la la
La la lala la
In a river of shit you cunt

La la la la lala
La la la lala la la
La la lala la
In a river of shit you cunt

La la la la lala
La la la lala la la
La la lala la
In a river of shit you cunt

My daddy was right about speaking in hate
You should listen to his advice
Because there’s always time 
To make reason and rhyme
And to say something nice

And when you meet a man or woman
Who tramples all over your heart
When they make you sad
And you get mad
Try not to fall apart

Because I wrote this song for all of you
To vent your bile and rage
But the words, are wrong
They do not belong
on any cultured stage

So, just sing “la la” in some parts
Instead of blasphemy
And “la la la”
And “la la la”
Instead of obscenity

We all like the tune, we all like to sing
And every word comes from our hearts
We’ll all sing the chorus now
With just the clean parts

La la la la lala
La la la lala la la
La la lala la
In a river of shit you cunt

La la la la lala
La la la lala la la
La la lala la
In a river of shit you cunt

La la la la lala
La la la lala la la
La la lala la
In a river of shit you cunt

La la la la lala
La la la lala la la
La la lala la
In a river of shit you cunt

La la la la lala
La la la lala la la
La la lala la
In a river of shit you cunt

SET LIST (click song title for lyrics)

  1. You Shook Me all Night Long
  2. Fuck You
  3. Clothes of the Dead
  4. Viva Las Vegas
  5. Radio's Broke
  6. El Camino
  7. Gimme 3 Steps
  8. I was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar
  9. YMCA
10. This Guy's in Love with you
11. Gloria: In Excelsis Deo
12. La La Song
13. Imagine
14. Gas Station Men's Room
15. My Boyfriend's back
16. Do You Want To (Fuck Me Like An Animal)
17. God

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